I've seen bigger ones in Africa, and more spooky ones in the dark, but this one simply wasn't quick enough today and got the splat from the slipper.I shall now await the house ants to move in and oxy-acetylene the beastie and take him away. Where and what they will use him for, I do not know. But I do know there are a billion of them and only one of me, so we shall not fight.
Long live house ants. Those other fuckers in the garden have a war on their hands.
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