Mosquito captured, interrogated

This culicidae attempted to feed off me while I was attending a local bar. The insect was captured and charged with crimes against humanity, but failed to confess. Said insect's mortality then reached its termination.

A local gentleman then inquired as to how many beers I could drink in a day. The answer I gave him was 36. Conversation finished, another day of grinding tedium over.

Shop Moves Past Pub.

Highlight of last month was sinking a few cold beers first thing in the morning, and watching an ox pull a walking gypsy shop down the street. They sell all sorts of stuff, which is here is referred to as native. The brushes are good and appear to be used everywhere.

House Ants Move Into Ciabatta

Mini house-ants moved into my Ciabatta, all the way from the nearest mall, and made it not only their home, but their Jollibee. Bastards.