Friday, January 2, 2009

Mosquito captured, interrogated

This culicidae attempted to feed off me while I was attending a local bar. The insect was captured and charged with crimes against humanity, but failed to confess. Said insect's mortality then reached its termination.

A local gentleman then inquired as to how many beers I could drink in a day. The answer I gave him was 36. Conversation finished, another day of grinding tedium over.

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